April 2011
Sorry I've been MIA all day
I got a lot of shit for finals, I’ll make it up to ya next week.
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Just got a new game
so I will answer the backlog of questions lataa <3
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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kingofdisease asked: I know this may be an odd question, but do you get tired of receiving a couple of hundred messages a day focusing on how pretty you are rather than the quality of your blog? Not that you're not pretty, but I'm just saying lol
Apr 29th
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Having a penis
does not mean I will marry you.  I mean, state law kinda makes it illegal for me to marry someone who has the same parts as I do.  Juss sayin’. Not that I like vaginas. I don’t really like my own.
Apr 29th
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Losing followers
This is what I get for having a bad attitude today, hahah
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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veturhjarta asked: I think you're really pretty :) And who cares if you edit your eyes, it's still pretty. Love your blog too.
Apr 29th
cheeseitthecops asked: I agree, how DARE you actually respond to questions asked by your followers and not simply ignore them. Unacceptable!
Apr 29th
I AM BEING A LITTLE MEAN
for the sake of humor. don’t take it too personally. it has nothing to do with me having a bad day
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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wouldyoubeimpressed asked: Can we get married?
Apr 29th
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brystvorte asked: What do you find kinky?
Or what turns you on?
Show your inder whore to us <3
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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tokujoe-deactivated20120425 asked: I swallowed a fly, will I become Fly-man?
Apr 29th
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sillymakky asked: you're pretty hot, awesome green eyes
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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corrino-deactivated20121001 asked: somebodys mad! :P but yeah probably my fault for u posting a picture
Apr 29th
Anonymous asked: Marry me? Not spiderman, you Mellisa. BAMF that runs this treasure chest of jizz-worthy posts. No? okay.
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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LOL, why am I so sassy all the sudden
I apologize if I come off as rude/mean. 
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Listening to my dad explain to my brother how it's...
i-cant-breath-with-the-radio-on: I’ve never seen such a look of confusion on his face. Oh dear.
Apr 29th
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Anonymous asked: Stop posting pictures of yourself every second day in order to wheel in compliments (which is the only reason you're posting pictures of yourself in the first place). We don't need to see your face just to prove you're a girl. Putting "I'm a girl" in the FAQ would suffice...
Apr 29th
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Spiderman could care less about the royal wedding.
That shit aint in my neighborhood.
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Hey, you.
rape the shit out of my ask box. I dare you.  http://melissatheamazing.tumblr.com/ask Just don’t ask this spiderman blog, I don’t want to piss people off by answering too many questions :)
Apr 29th
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corrino-deactivated20121001 asked: so what dashboard do ya check? your personal or this one?
Apr 29th
drewgray asked: Damn, i called you dude once, I APOLOGIZE COMPLETELY. yous a cutie.
Apr 29th
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shook0nes-deactivated20110807 asked: Wait. So you're not -actually- spiderman? What is this?...I don't even....
All I know is my entire universe is shattered :(
Apr 29th
corrino-deactivated20121001 asked: it came out cute :P
Apr 29th
No, I don't photoshop my eyes.
The flash on my camera does something strange to them. I do have green eyes, but the way my flash works makes them seem brighter than they are. Knew I shouldn’t have posted that one. It came out too weird. Haha. I do play around with the contrast of the photo, so that may have something to do with it. :P
Apr 29th
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corrino-deactivated20121001 asked: oh right! your not actually spiderman. and no offense but thought u were a guy :O
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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whorleen asked: thanks for following :D [I actually laugh to the extent of almost peeing myself everytime i see one of your pictures xD]
Apr 29th
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spider man has co-workers? I am a real person, too.  http://melissatheamazing.tumblr.com/
Apr 29th
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b4curves asked: I've been reading all these captions with a Canadian accent. I'm not sure why. Your Tumblr is hilarious though, keep up the good work.
Apr 29th
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shook0nes-deactivated20110807 asked: Spidey has such a perky butt
Apr 29th
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Talk to the real me:
http://melissatheamazing.tumblr.com/ask
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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kennysaywhatt asked: When I noticed I had a new follower, and it was this page, I felt HONORED hahahahaha. This page is too funny
Apr 29th
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timelordd asked: why is spiderman so damn awesome?
Apr 29th
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